I put this up on another website I’ve been blogging for called Skirt!. It’s a rap song I wrote for a guy a looooong time ago that I’ve remembered a lot lately for some reason…no idea why, or how I can remember the words to a song I wrote at 16 and never performed but forget the name of someone I met a few minutes ago. Anyway, here it is. Warning…it’s reeaaaallly bad, done that way on purpose for comic effect!
Hey you, over there Ya know you’re looking mighty fine With those big green eyes And that really great behind
Ya know I’d like to date ya Cause you’re really outta sight And I’m tellin’ ya now, I won’t go down without a fight
But you keep puttin’ me off Won’t give me the time of day And to you, boy This is all I gotta say
(chorus)
What’s up with you What’s goin’ on in your mind What’s up with you Ya know, I’d like to take the time
To get to know ya, boy How ’bout lettin’ me inside? So what’s up with you Don’t make wantin’ you a crime
So what’s goin’ on in the back of your mind I think together, we’d have a real good time We could wine and dine, and dance ’til dawn And mow our names into the neighbor’s lawn*
(Now I don’t remember the next two lines What do you expect, it’s been a long time) What I’m tryin’ to say is, I want you bad And I know I can’t rhyme, so cut me some slack
But ya gotta admit, this has been a little fun And now just thank God that I’m almost done
(AAAAAARRRRGGH I hate formatting…especially when it screws up when pasting)
We never ended up performing this, which is a good thing…:) On the part with the ‘*’, I thought having one person jut in with, “and paint the living room carpet’ completely out of tune, and the rest of us would just look at her funny and then keep going. Silly, I know…
