Like I mentioned in another post, I once wrote a rap song for a guy. Another blogger, Safe.Amanda, suggested that I post it here so everyone can laugh at my lack of rhythm (okay, I made up that last part). Gotta give the people what they want, right?
For the record, I know how bad this is. I did it that way on purpose, but I really do suck at this kind of thing. The “recipient” (“inspiration”?) has never heard it-at least, not from me-and hopefully has no idea it exists. Anyway, here goes-Hey you, over there You know you’re lookin’ mighty fine With those big green eyes And that really great behind You know, I’d like to date ya ‘Cause you’re really outta sight And I’m tellin’ ya now I won’t go down without a fight But you keep puttin’ me off Won’t give me the time of day And to you boy, this is all I gotta say (refrain) What’s up with you? What’s goin’ on in your mind What’s up with you? You know I’d like to take the time To get to know ya boy, how ’bout givin’ me a sign? So what’s up with you Don’t make wantin’ you a crime Tell me, what’s goin’ on in the back of your mind I think together, we’d have a real good time We can wine and dine, and dance ’till dawn And mow our names into the neighbors’ lawn (I don’t remember these two lines) What I’m tryin’ to say is, I want you bad And I know I can’t rhyme, so just cut me some slack (refrain)
That’s it. Now that I’ve posted it, I’m expecting Dr. Dre to call me any minute. 🙂 I don’t know if there’s a “comically bad” subset in the rap industry but, if there is, I’m on well on my way to stardom.
See you on the flip side…